⚠️ TAXED BY THE BIG GUY

YOU OWE
0.2%
EVERY MOVE.

Gov. JB Protzker just signed the most punitive crypto tax in America into law. Wallet-to-wallet transfers? Taxed. Pocket-to-pocket? Taxed. So we made him a coin.

APE IN →READ THE OUTRAGE
JB Protzker, the big guy
"It's only 0.2%" — Protzker
CONTRACT ADDRESS (SOLANA)
7janaGdk2WHBsYj3DTbuiihDgBy9TpPWrpZktGn6pump

Plus a 0.2% involuntary donation to the State of Illinois, apparently.

THE LAW.

0.2%
Tax on every crypto transaction
Buy. Sell. Send. Doesn't matter.
✋
Yes, between your OWN wallets
Cold wallet → hot wallet? Pay up.
#1
Most punitive in the country
— Crypto Council for Innovation

CT IS OUTRAGED.

The timeline does not approve.

CoinDesk
@CoinDesk
𝕏

BREAKING: Illinois Gov. JB Protzker signs 0.2% tax on ALL crypto transactions into law — including transfers between a user's own wallets. Industry groups call it 'the most punitive digital asset tax in the country.'

toly 🇺🇸
@toly
𝕏

taxing a transfer between your own wallets is like taxing you for moving cash from your left pocket to your right. absolutely cooked.

Brian Armstrong
@brian_armstrong
𝕏

This Illinois law is unconstitutional and we will fight it. Self-custody transfers are not taxable events. Period.

Quality Learning
@QualityLearing_
𝕏

JB Protzker really woke up and chose violence. 0.2% on wallet-to-wallet?? brother that's not a tax that's a hostage situation

HOW TO APE.

  1. 1Get a Solana wallet (Phantom, Backpack).
  2. 2Fund it with SOL. Pay the 0.2% if you live in Illinois. Sorry.
  3. 3Paste the contract above into Jupiter or pump.fun.
  4. 4Swap. Hold. Tell your governor.